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		<title>The dude at Macquarie &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Reserve Bank of Australia just decided, somewhat unexpectedly, to keep interest rates on hold.  Channel 7 news needed to spin it into a story, though, so they did the usual thing of getting a talking head from the mythical (in Australia, at least) Macquarie Bank to say something.  Unfortunately, there was a guy in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Reserve Bank of Australia just decided, somewhat unexpectedly, to keep interest rates on hold.  Channel 7 news needed to spin it into a story, though, so they did the usual thing of getting a talking head from the mythical (in Australia, at least) Macquarie Bank to say something.  Unfortunately, there was a guy in the background who chose that moment to look at topless pictures of Miranda Kerr.  Here&#8217;s the clip.  The guy starts looking at them at the 1:00 mark.</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;ll be fired.</p>
<p>It looks like he was opening images from an email and that gives him a little cover.   If the sender was a Macquarie employee then <strong>they</strong> will have some serious problems, it being considered worse to send &#8220;offensive&#8221; material than to receive it.</p>
<p>The dude will probably get an official reprimand and he might not get the same pay rise as others in his team next time &#8217;round (at the least, he was just demonstrably slacking off from work), but I think that&#8217;ll be about it for him.</p>
<p>I think that Macquarie will look at their email and web-browsing policy again and consider increasing the paranoid parameter of their filters.  There are plenty of algorithms for detecting skin tones in images and I&#8217;m 99% sure that they&#8217;ve been incorporated into email filters.  It&#8217;s just a question of turning them on.</p>
<p>I think they&#8217;ll also reconsider their policy on having their talking heads stand in front of an office like that.  I know they do it to look more important &#8212; I&#8217;ve taken 3 minutes out from my dazzlingly busy schedule to explain that your mortgage payments won&#8217;t change today, but will probably go up in a month or two.  Gosh, don&#8217;t I look impressive? &#8212; but exactly this sort of stuff is the risk with which it comes.   I&#8217;ve seen other stupid things going on behind US presenters, so I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;ll stop the practice, but they might consider staging the background a little more than just sticking a big cardboard Macquarie sign in there.</p>
<p>In the end, it just shows what everybody working in an open-plan office already knows:  the exact position and alignment of your desk is of crucial value.</p>
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